sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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