Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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