you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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