Kareoke will never be a sober sport
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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