none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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