just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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