So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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