Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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