remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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