they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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