he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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