I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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