I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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