I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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