can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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