Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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