No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I currently don't understand fingers.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
