I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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