wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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