Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
