after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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