How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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