in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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