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her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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