If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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