i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's shark week go big or go home
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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