Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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