i permit you to call me
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
