S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
