As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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