Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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