I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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