the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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