How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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