I heard we made out
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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