did you get engaged???
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
