just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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