spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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