Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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