Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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