It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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