HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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