dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
