Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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