"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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