The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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