She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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