I wish I could punch you in the face.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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