We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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