is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
