That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he fucked my hip out of place.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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