we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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