She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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